‘Twas the night before

The night before

Christmas

And all through the house

Several creatures were stirring

And all of them cats

I had wished that the stirring

Was a well-shaped blond

But then again

At my age

I couldn’t respond

It is insane

Crazy

Down right stupid

And dumb

Despite all my problems

Despite the fact

That

Physically

I feel

Like

I’ve been drug through a knothole

Backwards

I feel

Fine

Better than fine

I feel

Normal

Of course

Normal

For

Me

Is weird